The Mommy Test

This came from a good friend and I loved it too much not to post it. Wish there really was some kind of Mommy Test to prevent so much of the awfulness that we see with families today. Enjoy!

THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.
She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her
mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been,
it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly,"All moms know this stuff. It's on
the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We
walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently
pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test, you have
to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my
heart.